RP: The L word

frist posted april 07

hello again. i was thinking that as its been so long since i last did a blog that i would do something really incitefull about some current topic that is on every ones mind... but it all seam like a bit to much efort.

which brings me nicely to what i really am going to wright about, the L word thats right laziness.
i am, a lazy person there is no point denying it but some people have the wrong idea about it as all to often it gets confused with idellness but they are far from the same thing.
idellness is not a good thing it is the unwilling ness to do anything idle people will just sit there on the couch eating crisps and pizza.

lazy people are different, well ok i do like to sit on the couch eating crisps or pizza but its different, you see the main principle with laziness is not to do nothing but to get the desired result with the minimum efort.

idellness is bad but laziness can be a good thing if in the right hands for instance would we have developed farming if we could have been bothered to hunt and gather, and shorly the only reason we invented the car was because someone couldn't be bothered to walk to the shops.

so next time you go to ocall someone lazzy as an insult think twise because lazyness is not just a way of life if done right it can be an artform.

RP: The real urban jungle

frist posted may 06

Well to day was a day full of odd, but fun odd.

It all started simply a trip to central London looking for t-shirts and stuff sadly it soon started to rain, but that did not dampen are spirits ho no, because one and only ali G was walking around Hamlys, I have no idea why he was there but he was.


Soon after that there was more fun. Lets set the scene, it was raining and there where hoards of tourists on oxford street, so what would you have done, that’s right brake out the Frisbee we had just got and play in the middle of the road. We soon had the Japanese tourists taking photos so when they get home they can say ‘look at the crazy English men’ but that was only miner oddness compared to what happened next

You see when we got to oxford circus there was a huge crowd, ‘what’s going on here then’ we asked ourselves and then as if to answer us, a 4 story high mechanical elephant appears from around the corner, being ridden buy brightly dressed people throwing toy birds, and spraying water from its trunk. Needles to say this was not expected so sadly I don’t have any photos.

My day then returned to normal as we finished the trip with some Uzi action on house of the dead 4 and then I went for some golf with my dad. All in all I fun day was had

RP: I Need A Hero

frist posted april 06

Well nothing much happened to me today which gave my mind time to wonder, and when my mined wonders I sometimes cant find it agene for days.

In this case I was thinking about heroes and more to the point where have they all gone, because we don’t really have any proper heroes any more.

I know lots of people will say there are heroes like firemen or the army, and while they are heroes in a vary real sense, I don’t mean ‘real’ heroes I mean ‘proper’ heroes TV heroes.

All the heroes you see on TV now are flawed, they make mistakes. In other words they are human. But I for one think we need the 80’s heroes back.The type of hero that will get in to a high speed chase, jump a broken bridge and have a fist fight whist maintaining his perm.The type of hero that can flip cars and blow up barrels sending bad guys flying thru the air with out actually hurting any one.The type of hero that can stop a nuclear meltdown with a bar of chocolate, or brake out of a cell using a paper clip and a bendy straw.

So bring back the A teem, night rider and MacGyver. Just leave the mullets behind

RP: And the geek shall inherit the earth

frist posted may 06

Well I was talking to My friend the other day and we got on to the subject of geeks or more accurately the fact that I am one, and from him that was not an insult more a recognition of one of his own kind.

In the past geek’dom was seen as a bad thing but now we are slowly taking over. We have penetrated most walks of life. No longer are we confine to the world of IT, but walk proudly throw schools and sports arenas.

One of the first to fall before us was the world of film, with the artsy director not so much been pushed aside as morphing in to the geek. Quentin Tarantino is one of the biggest geeks to walk the earth and makes brilliant films, acclaimed buy critics as well as the normal man.

Now we have are own fashion labels and TV channels geeks mean big money to some people yet we are still belittled by some but I laugh at the attempts to put us down for now we greatly out number them.

So to all you comic fans, trekkies and gamers I say rise up and we can rule this world with an iron fist…..But lets have one more Game of GR:AW first

welcome to 2.0/ rp-Problem solving the man’s way!

ok it is time to resurrect my blog its been nearly 2 years since i let the old one fade away but now its back.

As well as adding new posts about the random things that float around in my head i will be re-posting some of the old stuff.
i hope you all enjoy.

Problem solving the man’s way!

originally posted in September 06

A couple of Sundays ago I was woken at 11 O’clock in the morning (up an till a few years ago I didn't even know there was an 11 O’clock on Sunday mornings) by a phone call from my friend Dom.

“Hay dean, could you come over and help me and Bob move a sofa from my living room down the stairs and out to my garage” So up I got and off I went.

I arrived to Dom, Rob, two more of are friends and a sofa sitting in the middle of the kitchen.

“We have hit a problem it doesn't fit, the gap between the kitchen door and the hall is to small”

“No its not let me have a look at it” I say, so I pick up a Tape Measure and set to work measuring the sofa width, length thickness, then the doorway and the distance to the wall and guess what.

“Guys its not going to fit, there isn't enough room”

So the five of us put are heads together to come up with a solution. Now among the Five we have a doctor, a man with a masters degree, a normal degree and a guy that works at a university. Even taking the drag factor of my mind in to account we should have been able to come up with a better solution than we did. But, well, four out of the five of us are men, men in there mid twenties at that, so there was really only one possible outcome.

You guessed it…….

We throw it off the balcony!!!.